Reminiscing about these baked goods I had earlier. There’s a cute little lady who stops by my store every Monday with muffins, cookies, brownies, cinnamon rolls, and other delicious things. They’re so good! Today I bought a regular cinnamon bun (as opposed to sweet potato! Mmm) and a Jesus brownie for James. (Peanut butter and chocolate chips! 😻) oh man, I love The Muffin Lady.
It’s hard to eat in this house.
I’m very clearly in love with otters. 💕 (at Aquarium of the Americas)
Otis vs. Voldemort
What in the fuck is on right now?
Are they suggesting these hot sauces are hot enough to give you hemorrhoids? (at Wally Wally Wally Wally Wally Wally World)
"Oh look! It’s a fancy gravy boat!" "No, it’s a lamp of knowledge, you dick." Oh, @pukebar 💕 she’s so nice to me. (at Touro Infirmary-Where babies come from)
I just found maltesers in Walgreens. Like as if we’re just in England right now. But yum! Apparently I also bought leukemia. 😳 (at Walgreens)
When you wanna sleep in on your day off, you better not live in this house. 😑
Also being annoyingly in love with otters. But they love me too, so it’s okay. 💕