I am Keri Lindsey Carder.
21 years old.
From Baltimore, currently in New Orleans.
Links: I like answering questions
Unflattering photos of myself
Can’t believe I never posted this. I chucked Frank’s toy (a snake toy with no stuffing) and took a photo, but it looks like it’s balancing on his head even though it’s just flying over it… Kidding, he’s using the force.
![Iv! Look what I got. :] @ivyzombie isn’t she cute?](http://25.media.tumblr.com/f9b4bb5fa1990a953b9fe7771a32e05a/tumblr_mge24ou2v61qbey6to1_500.jpg "Iv! Look what I got. :] @ivyzombie isn’t she cute?")
![Learned the ropes at Fleurty Girl tonight, I’m so excited. :]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdk6w5OSaZ1qbey6to1_500.jpg "Learned the ropes at Fleurty Girl tonight, I’m so excited. :]")
![When I came to Louisiana, there was always this dirty elephant [Heffalump] on the back of the couch. It had some nasty stains on it. Like cat vomit or something. I’d asked James why it was like that and he didn’t know. He told me him and one of his friends bought stuffed animals at the Disney store once, and that’s why he has him. I always told James that I’d clean him up for him one day. He was really happy about that, but I never got around to doing it. But I just finished cleaning him to surprise him when he gets home from working a harsh double. :] I know he’ll be happy. (Taken with instagram)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3kx5ej07k1qbey6to1_500.jpg "When I came to Louisiana, there was always this dirty elephant [Heffalump] on the back of the couch. It had some nasty stains on it. Like cat vomit or something. I’d asked James why it was like that and he didn’t know. He told me him and one of his friends bought stuffed animals at the Disney store once, and that’s why he has him. I always told James that I’d clean him up for him one day. He was really happy about that, but I never got around to doing it. But I just finished cleaning him to surprise him when he gets home from working a harsh double. :] I know he’ll be happy. (Taken with instagram)")
When I came to Louisiana, there was always this dirty elephant [Heffalump] on the back of the couch. It had some nasty stains on it. Like cat vomit or something. I’d asked James why it was like that and he didn’t know. He told me him and one of his friends bought stuffed animals at the Disney store once, and that’s why he has him. I always told James that I’d clean him up for him one day. He was really happy about that, but I never got around to doing it. But I just finished cleaning him to surprise him when he gets home from working a harsh double. :] I know he’ll be happy. (Taken with instagram)
James’ mom bought these weird flowers. I like them, they remind me of Mulan. (Taken with instagram)
![James came home and his mom started telling him this story about how she found a salamander in the washing machine and freaked out. Then James handed me this. Lizard gave him to me and he’s been in the pocket of a pair of cutoffs since that day. :] I love it. (Taken with instagram)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3d2q4kjfb1qbey6to1_500.jpg "James came home and his mom started telling him this story about how she found a salamander in the washing machine and freaked out. Then James handed me this. Lizard gave him to me and he’s been in the pocket of a pair of cutoffs since that day. :] I love it. (Taken with instagram)")
James came home and his mom started telling him this story about how she found a salamander in the washing machine and freaked out. Then James handed me this. Lizard gave him to me and he’s been in the pocket of a pair of cutoffs since that day. :] I love it. (Taken with instagram)
They’re ridiculous. They say things like “poop” and “B-hole”. (Taken with instagram)
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY
